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dr-watsons-lover:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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falloutphanic:

I am constantly conflicted between wanting to have my hair like rapunzel 

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and wanting to have my hair like rapunzel

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Last year for my boyfriends birthday, I decided to give him a little scare. How you may ask? Well I went on amazon and purchased one of those disease plushies for the clap. 

He came down to visit me, and we were sitting on my bed talking and I just like got all serious and stuff. He was worried, and being the nice guy he is, asked what was wrong. Sounding like I was about to cry said that I got gonorrhea and that he was going to get it too. I literally watched his heart drop and he just went completely pale. 

I then handed him the plush and I have never seen someone so confused. 

He is still trying to figure out a way to get back at me. I don’t know what to do. Its been almost a year and nothing. Either he forgot or this is going to be really elaborate. 

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ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

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littleyaoithings:

Yes I support gay rights.

Yes I would care if you died.

No I’m not going to reblog that post.

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meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

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oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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Anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

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