my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
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"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
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Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch
You spelled real wrong.
Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker
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I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
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